How to: Steal Cheesecake from a Buffet

Most people know that you are not supposed to takeout any food at a buffet. But then there are people believe what is the harm in taking just an apple, an ice cream cone, or even a cookie. One woman however took this belief to a whole new level. The other day some friends and I went to a buffet for lunch. I noticed a woman sitting in the corner of buffet smiling a lot. Out of curiosity I wanted to know why she was so happy. So I began to watch the woman intermittently. Apparently, this woman was stealing cheesecake! And she definitely knew what she was doing! She had a couple pieces of Tupperware stashed inside her purse and was carefully placing each slice into the Tupperware when no one was looking. And just when I thought she wasn’t able to carry anymore in her purse, she got a Styrofoam cup and put a slice in there too. She placed a lid on the cup and a straw through the lid. At this point I felt like giving her a standing ovation. This woman should definitely win an award for resourcefulness.

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