If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? ~Stanislaw J. Lec There was a discussion at my work place the other day about how the color green can be incorporated into fashion without looking like a wee ‘lil leprechaun. The topic was brought to attention by the upcoming Guinness day drink fest (for the people of age of course). St. Patrick’s Day! It is the day where humans suddenly evolve to develop deadly pincers, a greenish hue, and an act of desperation to find a mutant clover. Well, I will be wearing my best greens that day so follow me to the end of the rainbow with the Marc by Marc Jacobs Letter ‘M’ supply backpack because I just might lead you to a pot of gold. The Incredible Hulk of a bag had grown on me after contemplating its desirability for a good half hour. Originally I was thinking why anyone would want to wear Mario’s (from Super Mario) pipe as a backpack. It is made of polyester/pvc with adjustable straps and a double Velcro closure. I did not know if it was the luck of the holiday or the mutant clover I had for lunch, but the crayon green just magnificently pops. It’s only $268 to wear Mario’s pipe on your back. The large ‘M’ stitched logo on the exterior of the bag is a clever charm to the Marc by Marc Jacobs brand. These all sound like questionable praises until I mention this one last tidbit. It has to be hand washed! It will take more than a pitcher of Guinness and those mutant clovers to consider that trait desirable.